Sunday 15 May 2011

arnold's movies from best to worst

conan the barbarian


                                 

terminator 2


                       

total recall




terminator 1


                                 
predator

best idea worst directing



commando


           

the running man


                                                            this one's for the zero

red heat

                                         

true lies


                                               what kind of sick bitch takes the ice cube trays?

red sonja


                                                                              great outfit
conan the destroyer


               

kindergarden cop



twins

                                                                       heart warming
jingle all the way



end of days





eraser





raw deal

last action hero


the sixth day



batman and robin

                                                                     chill out

junior

                                                              what were they thinking?

terminator 3 : rise of the machines

sexy terminator in red leather pant suit

collateral damage

                                                                     racism anyone?


Monday 2 May 2011

this happened
















one of my least favorite genres is space movies without any sci-fi elements


space cowboys


                                                                      
               james garner may look like an alien or like he's suffering from some horrible space disease but sadly that's not the case

                                                                         apollo 13




                           another dream-team-all-star line up to go out into space and do battle with....you guessed it a cracked windshield and failing instruments. the climax is forrest gump wrestling a joystick


                                                                           armegeddon


you know what would have been more interesting than fighting a meteor? anything

red planet


instruments will fail........








here are a few that appear to be from that genre but are actually not totally boring


                                                                            moontrap


bruce campbell and chekov do battle with alien robots on the moon


moon


looks boring i know, but it's pretty great


space truckers



on first glance it really just looks like a boring space movie



Sunday 1 May 2011

mister movies

mr holland's opus




mr baseball



mr destiny



mr saturday night



similar to the movie 'funny people' , it's a movie about a comedian that isn't funny. see what I did there?


mr and mrs smith



what a great movie!

mr stitch


what have you done to wesley?


mr mom



mr nanny



mr smith goes to washington





mr magoo



one of the truly underrated comedians of his generation


mr magorium's wonder emporium




mr brooks


yuck





mr deeds




mr bean's holiday