Saturday, 10 December 2011
Wednesday, 7 December 2011
Friday, 2 December 2011
Tuesday, 29 November 2011
showdown
michael dudikoff
american ninja
american ninja
hard to deny this classic
bachelor party
as relevant today as it was when it was made, tom hanks is still terrified of pussy
river of death
is that a flare gun?
radioactive dreams
this really shows the dude's range
moving target
look out riggs and murtaugh
platoon leader
totally overshadowed by the movie it ripped off, 'platoon'
VS
michael pare´
streets of fire
post apocolyptic pube stache
moon 44
pare's opus
killing streets
lamas and pare! this must have been where they got the idea for the expendables
sunset heat
does this poster seem familiar?
warriors
busey, can't beat that. sorry dudikoff
village of the damned
this one counts against
Friday, 18 November 2011
JACK SQUAT
in honour of jack and jill opening in theatre, a little history of jack movies. lets start with the worst,
jack and jill
i haven't seen it nor will i but i'm confident that it ranks lowest in this category and probably any other
jack
the mind of 5year old the body hair of silverback gorilla
jack frost
here's a steamy loaf of dog shit
one eyed jacks
the start and end of brand's directing career
jackknife
deer hunter lite
jack frost
here's a good one for the kids
freejack
it's got rene russo, so how bad could it be?
new jack city
sit your five dollar ass down before i make change
lightning jack
cuba got the big oscar snub after giving this unforgettable performance
Friday, 11 November 2011
Friday, 14 October 2011
Friday, 23 September 2011
Thursday, 25 August 2011
Tuesday, 23 August 2011
Tuesday, 12 July 2011
Friday, 17 June 2011
the poor man's...
they wanted
ricky gervais
they got
melissa mccarthy
they wanted
michael madsen
they got
tom sizemore
they wanted
billy zane
they got
arnold vosloo
but then they realized he's better and that zane's resume is basically a zero
they wanted
nick nolte
they got
william sadler
they wanted
forrest whitaker
they got
charles s dutton
they wanted
liam neeson
they got
william hurt
they wanted
alec baldwin
they got
anthony lapaglia
Tuesday, 14 June 2011
liked 'Phonebooth'? who didn't?
in this movie colin farrell gets held hostage in a 'phonebooth' by a sniper. the visuals are epic.
you'll love this one , 'liberty stands still', linda fiorentino gets held hostage by a sniper who forces her to handcuff herself to a hot-dog stand. this beauty slipped out mere months before 'phonebooth' , good ideas just spread sometimes i guess.
Sunday, 12 June 2011
you might have forgot
revenge
bad company
ransom
they figured just in case it wasn't going to be a total boring piece of shit, they'd bring in rene russo for some insurance
8mm
the hunted
undercover brother
snake eyes
bad company
apparently this was a movie, the title is so bland
ransom
they figured just in case it wasn't going to be a total boring piece of shit, they'd bring in rene russo for some insurance
8mm
this one is almost memorable because it was really perverted in the worst way
the hunted
undercover brother
snake eyes
queen of the damned
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