Tuesday, 29 November 2011

showdown

                                                         michael dudikoff                                                                  

                                                                     
                                                                     
                                                                          american ninja
hard to deny this classic



bachelor party


as relevant today as it was when it was made, tom hanks is still terrified of pussy


river of death


is that a flare gun? 


radioactive dreams
this really shows the dude's range


moving target
look out riggs and murtaugh


platoon leader
totally overshadowed by the movie it ripped off, 'platoon'


VS

michael pare´

streets of fire

post apocolyptic pube stache



moon 44

pare's opus


killing streets
lamas and pare! this must have been where they got the idea for the expendables



sunset heat
does this poster seem familiar?



warriors
busey, can't beat that. sorry dudikoff


village of the damned
this one counts against











Friday, 18 November 2011

JACK SQUAT



in honour of jack and jill opening in theatre, a little history of jack movies. lets start with the worst,

               
                                                   jack and jill

i haven't seen it nor will i but i'm confident that it ranks lowest in this category and probably any other

                                                jack

the mind of 5year old the body hair of silverback gorilla

jack frost

here's a steamy loaf of dog shit

one eyed jacks

the start and end of brand's directing career


jackknife

deer hunter lite

jack frost

  
here's a good one for the kids

freejack


it's got rene russo, so how bad could it be?

new jack city

sit your five dollar ass down before i make change


lightning jack

cuba got the big oscar snub after giving this unforgettable performance





                 

Friday, 17 June 2011

the poor man's...

they wanted


ricky gervais

they got


melissa mccarthy

they wanted 

michael madsen

they got

tom sizemore





they wanted

billy zane

they got


arnold vosloo
but then they realized he's better and that zane's resume is basically a zero


they wanted

nick nolte

they got

william sadler

they wanted

forrest whitaker

they got

charles s dutton



they wanted
liam neeson

they got

william hurt

they wanted

alec baldwin

they got

anthony lapaglia


Tuesday, 14 June 2011

liked 'Phonebooth'? who didn't?

in this movie colin farrell gets held hostage in a 'phonebooth' by a sniper. the visuals are epic.



you'll love this one , 'liberty stands still', linda fiorentino gets held hostage by a sniper who forces her to handcuff herself to a hot-dog stand.  this beauty slipped out mere months before 'phonebooth' , good ideas just spread sometimes i guess.


Sunday, 12 June 2011

you might have forgot

                                                                                revenge



                                                              
                                                                              bad company

apparently this was a movie, the title is so bland 


                                                                           ransom

they figured just in case it wasn't going to be a total boring piece of shit, they'd bring in rene russo for some insurance

                                                                            8mm

this one is almost memorable because it was really perverted in the worst way


                                                                       the hunted

      


                                                              undercover brother






                                                                              snake eyes


queen of the damned