fuget about it

i'm sorry christopher walken, i love you

explosive new trailer

showdown

                                                         michael dudikoff                                                                  

                                                                     
                                                                     
                                                                          american ninja

hard to deny this classic

bachelor party

as relevant today as it was when it was made, tom hanks is still terrified of pussy

river of death

is that a flare gun? 

radioactive dreams

this really shows the dude's range

moving target

look out riggs and murtaugh

platoon leader

totally overshadowed by the movie it ripped off, 'platoon'

VS

michael pare´

streets of fire

post apocolyptic pube stache

moon 44

pare's opus

killing streets

lamas and pare! this must have been where they got the idea for the expendables

sunset heat

does this poster seem familiar?

warriors

busey, can't beat that. sorry dudikoff

village of the damned

this one counts against

JACK SQUAT

in honour of jack and jill opening in theatre, a little history of jack movies. lets start with the worst,

               

                                                   jack and jill

i haven't seen it nor will i but i'm confident that it ranks lowest in this category and probably any other

                                                jack

the mind of 5year old the body hair of silverback gorilla

jack frost

here's a steamy loaf of dog shit

one eyed jacks

the start and end of brand's directing career

jackknife

deer hunter lite

jack frost

  

here's a good one for the kids

freejack

it's got rene russo, so how bad could it be?

new jack city

sit your five dollar ass down before i make change

lightning jack

cuba got the big oscar snub after giving this unforgettable performance

                 

mmm.... delicious

street fighter teaser,

well done

just checked this out over the weekend, its gritty

this hasn't been hyped at all, but i think it looks great

the long saga of harry potter comes to an end, finally. now they can focus on some fresh ideas like vampires and super heroes

brand new trailer

the poor man's...

they wanted

ricky gervais

they got

melissa mccarthy

they wanted 

michael madsen

they got

tom sizemore

they wanted

billy zane

they got

arnold vosloo

but then they realized he's better and that zane's resume is basically a zero

they wanted

nick nolte

they got

william sadler

they wanted

forrest whitaker

they got

charles s dutton

they wanted

liam neeson

they got

william hurt

they wanted

alec baldwin

they got

anthony lapaglia

liked 'Phonebooth'? who didn't?

in this movie colin farrell gets held hostage in a 'phonebooth' by a sniper. the visuals are epic.

you'll love this one , 'liberty stands still', linda fiorentino gets held hostage by a sniper who forces her to handcuff herself to a hot-dog stand.  this beauty slipped out mere months before 'phonebooth' , good ideas just spread sometimes i guess.

you might have forgot

                                                                                revenge

                                                              
                                                                              bad company

apparently this was a movie, the title is so bland 

                                                                           ransom

they figured just in case it wasn't going to be a total boring piece of shit, they'd bring in rene russo for some insurance

                                                                            8mm

this one is almost memorable because it was really perverted in the worst way

                                                                       the hunted

      


                                                              undercover brother

                                                                              snake eyes

queen of the damned