Tuesday, 29 November 2011


                                                         michael dudikoff                                                                  

                                                                          american ninja
hard to deny this classic

bachelor party

as relevant today as it was when it was made, tom hanks is still terrified of pussy

river of death

is that a flare gun? 

radioactive dreams
this really shows the dude's range

moving target
look out riggs and murtaugh

platoon leader
totally overshadowed by the movie it ripped off, 'platoon'


michael pare´

streets of fire

post apocolyptic pube stache

moon 44

pare's opus

killing streets
lamas and pare! this must have been where they got the idea for the expendables

sunset heat
does this poster seem familiar?

busey, can't beat that. sorry dudikoff

village of the damned
this one counts against

Friday, 18 November 2011


in honour of jack and jill opening in theatre, a little history of jack movies. lets start with the worst,

                                                   jack and jill

i haven't seen it nor will i but i'm confident that it ranks lowest in this category and probably any other


the mind of 5year old the body hair of silverback gorilla

jack frost

here's a steamy loaf of dog shit

one eyed jacks

the start and end of brand's directing career


deer hunter lite

jack frost

here's a good one for the kids


it's got rene russo, so how bad could it be?

new jack city

sit your five dollar ass down before i make change

lightning jack

cuba got the big oscar snub after giving this unforgettable performance