Tuesday 29 November 2011

showdown

                                                         michael dudikoff                                                                  

                                                                     
                                                                     
                                                                          american ninja
hard to deny this classic



bachelor party


as relevant today as it was when it was made, tom hanks is still terrified of pussy


river of death


is that a flare gun? 


radioactive dreams
this really shows the dude's range


moving target
look out riggs and murtaugh


platoon leader
totally overshadowed by the movie it ripped off, 'platoon'


VS

michael pare´

streets of fire

post apocolyptic pube stache



moon 44

pare's opus


killing streets
lamas and pare! this must have been where they got the idea for the expendables



sunset heat
does this poster seem familiar?



warriors
busey, can't beat that. sorry dudikoff


village of the damned
this one counts against











Friday 18 November 2011

JACK SQUAT



in honour of jack and jill opening in theatre, a little history of jack movies. lets start with the worst,

               
                                                   jack and jill

i haven't seen it nor will i but i'm confident that it ranks lowest in this category and probably any other

                                                jack

the mind of 5year old the body hair of silverback gorilla

jack frost

here's a steamy loaf of dog shit

one eyed jacks

the start and end of brand's directing career


jackknife

deer hunter lite

jack frost

  
here's a good one for the kids

freejack


it's got rene russo, so how bad could it be?

new jack city

sit your five dollar ass down before i make change


lightning jack

cuba got the big oscar snub after giving this unforgettable performance